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'''Initiative Message(s):'''
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
*Nonplussed and unimpressed by the revealment of her concealment, you get the jump.
*Nonplussed and unimpressed by the revealment of her concealment, you get the jump.
*While you're busy marvelling at the size of her large, firm, heaving... pickaxe, they get the jump.
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*You receive a pickaxe in the ankle for X DAMAGE. You respond by donating blood.
*You receive a pickaxe in the ankle for X DAMAGE. You respond by donating blood.
*She perches on your chest and pecks at your eyes. Of course by "perches" we mean "jumps" and by "pecks" we mean "scratches the hell out of". You take X DAMAGE. And by "X DAMAGE" we mean, well, "X DAMAGE"!
*She perches on your chest and pecks at your eyes. Of course by "perches" we mean "jumps" and by "pecks" we mean "scratches the hell out of". You take X DAMAGE. And by "X DAMAGE" we mean, well, "X DAMAGE"!
*She digs you, and not in a good way, for X DAMAGE!
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
*The skank goes rank and rushes towards you, but her false leg comes off, and she ends up just hopping around in a circle, which is hilarious but not terribly dangerous.
*The skank goes rank and rushes towards you, but her false leg comes off, and she ends up just hopping around in a circle, which is hilarious but not terribly dangerous.