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'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*You receive a pickaxe in the ankle for X DAMAGE. You respond by donating blood.
*You receive a pickaxe in the ankle for X DAMAGE. You respond by donating blood.
*She perches on your chest and pecks at your eyes. Of course by "perches" we mean "jumps" and by "pecks" we mean "scratches the hell out of". You take X DAMAGE. And by "X DAMAGE" we mean, well, "X DAMAGE"!
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
*The skank goes rank and rushes towards you, but her false leg comes off, and she ends up just hopping around in a circle, which is hilarious but not terribly dangerous.
*The skank goes rank and rushes towards you, but her false leg comes off, and she ends up just hopping around in a circle, which is hilarious but not terribly dangerous.