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*Your opponent has lots of big square teeth, as white as sycamore, and a pulsating tongue as red as mahogany. Which it uses to bite and lick you for X DAMAGE!
 
*Your opponent has lots of big square teeth, as white as sycamore, and a pulsating tongue as red as mahogany. Which it uses to bite and lick you for X DAMAGE!
 
*The lid of the dumpster comes down and cracks you on the head for X DAMAGE!
 
*The lid of the dumpster comes down and cracks you on the head for X DAMAGE!
 
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*You're pretty much convinced that your opponent is half dumpster, half homicidal maniac - which it confirms by slamming into you for X DAMAGE!
 
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
 
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
 
*A wizard, or at least someone dressed much like you'd expect a wizard to be dressed, emerges to defend the dumpster by casting a spell on you. Too bad he seems to know only one spell, and it's not an attack one. The wizard runs away.
 
*A wizard, or at least someone dressed much like you'd expect a wizard to be dressed, emerges to defend the dumpster by casting a spell on you. Too bad he seems to know only one spell, and it's not an attack one. The wizard runs away.

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