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== Messages ==
== Messages ==
*'''Trying to buy something from yourself:'''
**You can't buy stuff from yourself. What a preposterous hypothesis! Did Steve tell you you could do that?
*'''Trying to over drink:'''
**Drinking that would be a bad idea. Your [[bladder]] might go pop!
*'''Trying to over eat:'''
**You can't fit that into your [[stomach]].
*'''Trying to use a device when you're out of Technology Points (TP):'''
**You don't have enough Technology Points to use this device!
*'''Trying to use a device you don't have installed:'''
**You can't use a device if you don't have it installed!
*'''Not selecting an item to buy:'''
**You need to select an item to buy first!
*'''Buying something you can't afford:'''
**You can't afford that.
*'''Buying zero or nothing of something in an NPC store:'''
**You need to tell me how many you'd like to buy!
*'''Buying negative zero of something in an NPC store:'''
**Don't be silly. You can't buy zero of something. Well, you can, but what's the point?
*'''Buying negative one or lower of something in an NPC store:'''
**How can you possibly buy a negative number of something?
*'''Trying to generate more than three random jokes per day:'''
**Despite much fiddling on your behalf, the device stubbornly refuses to do anything. Perhaps it's had enough for one day?
*'''Trying to watch a movie with less than 2 turns:'''
**It takes 2 turns to watch a movie. You're going to need to come back another time.
*'''Trying to use a [[holographic pair o' dice ]] when you've gotten snake eyes:'''
**You open up the device, but instead of the usual pair o' dice showing, say, a seven or eleven, you see a pair o' evil looking red snake eyes watching you. Looks like you need to wait until later before you can use this again.
*'''Making a trade offer with yourself:'''
**Offer Not Sent: Trading with yourself is just asking for trouble!
*'''Trying to change your age above 120:'''
**The value supplied for "Age" is invalid!
*'''Trying to change your name:'''
**Supplied player name does not match. You can only change the CASE of your name, not the name itself.
*'''Trying to send a gift from [[Florist Gump]] to an invalid recipient:'''
**Your gift could not be delivered because the recipient doesn't exist.
*'''Trying to send a gift from [[Florist Gump]] to yourself:'''
**You want to send a gift to yourself? Come on now, why don't I just give you a hug instead?
*'''Trying to send a gift from [[Florist Gump]] without a delivery method:'''
**Your gift could not be delivered because you didn't select a valid delivery method.
*'''Trying to send a gift from [[Florist Gump]] without a gift item:'''
**Your gift could not be delivered because you didn't select a valid gift item.
*'''Trying to send a gift from [[Florist Gump]] with an invalid message:'''
**Your gift could not be delivered because you didn't write a valid message. Don't forget, your message must be at between 10 and 255 characters in length.
*'''Trying to (dis)respect yourself (via URL injection):'''
**You can't change your opinion about yourself. Well you can but nobody wants to hear it.
*'''Loading an outfit without actually selecting one:'''
**You need to select an outfit first!
*'''Inputting a non-numerical value in "Use multiple":'''
**That's not very sensible now is it?
*'''Trying to combine more than 20 items at once:'''
**You specified too many ingredients! Maximum is 20, you specified <number>.
*'''Trying to watch HorrorVision with insufficient funds:'''
**It costs 150 moolah to experience HorrorVision. You're going to need to come back another time.
*'''Trying to watch HorrorVision while wearing X-D glasses but with insufficient turns:'''
**It takes 2 turns to experience HorrorVision. You're going to need to come back another time.
*'''Trying to send a message or trade offer to a player with a disabled account:'''
**Message Not Sent: The specified recipient's account is disabled.
*'''When Donations Were Broken:'''
**It looks like you tried to access this page directly, rather than through the Paypal donation interface. If this is a mistake, please contact us, providing as much detail as possible (ie. Player Name, Amount Donated, Time and Date etc.) and we'll do our best to help resolve the problem.
== References ==
*''Did Steve tell you could do that'' is probably a reference to the Flight of the Conchords song Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk]
It could also be a possible reference to Steve Sawyer who told every one about hope and everything was possible.
* "Oh no you Di'n't became response to a bold statement, accusation, or action; slang for "you're going to wish you hadn't said/done that,"
== Notes ==
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