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'''Successful Attack:'''
 
'''Successful Attack:'''
 
*He takes a wild swing at you, and while he makes hay, the sun shines. Or at least, the stars come out when you try to dodge and hit your head on a nearby wall for X DAMAGE.
 
*He takes a wild swing at you, and while he makes hay, the sun shines. Or at least, the stars come out when you try to dodge and hit your head on a nearby wall for X DAMAGE.
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*Your opponent is sick. Exorcist sick. All over you for X DAMAGE.
 
'''Missed Attack:'''
 
'''Missed Attack:'''
 
*He puts his arm around you, and starts telling you he loves you, man. He really, really loves you.
 
*He puts his arm around you, and starts telling you he loves you, man. He really, really loves you.
 
*He tries to attack but has to stop and be noisily sick all over himself. Charming.
 
*He tries to attack but has to stop and be noisily sick all over himself. Charming.
 
*Your opponent wants to hit you but can't seem to figure out which of the three of you he can currently see to hit first.
 
*Your opponent wants to hit you but can't seem to figure out which of the three of you he can currently see to hit first.
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*It's all too much for your opponent's alcohol-addled brain to cope with. He mumbles something incoherent, slumps to the ground and falls asleep.
    
== Location(s) ==
 
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