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In a last-ditch effort to drum up business, the carnival has pulled out all the stops. This one should definitely have had the "STOP" left in. Anyone who can't see that this "unicorn" is actually a goat with a carrot stapled to its head is a complete tool. And whoever did the stapling is even worse, cuz that goat is MAAAAAAD.
In a last-ditch effort to drum up business, the carnival has pulled out all the stops. This one should definitely have had the "STOP" left in. Anyone who can't see that this "unicorn" is actually a goat with a carrot stapled to its head is a complete tool. And whoever did the stapling is even worse, cuz that goat is MAAAAAAD.
== Opponent Level Information ==
== Opponent Level Information ==
'''Opponent Level:'''
'''Power Level:'''
'''Attack Rating:'''
'''Attack Rating:'''
== Scaling ==
== Scaling ==
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? Y/N
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats?
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats?
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats?
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
*While it's busy flaring its nostrils and stamping its hooves you get the jump.
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
''Miss Messages''
*It decides you look remarkably like the fool that stapled a [[carrot]] to its head and charges at you, slamming into your arm and causing X DAMAGE!
*It spins its head around in circles, hypnotising you with the [[carrot]] and then jabs you for X DAMAGE!
*It kicks your [[Body parts]] for x DAMAGE!
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
*The goat tries to butt your [[Body parts]] but fails, dismally!
*The goat attempts to gore you with its mighty horn but the [[carrot]] falls off.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
*[[Image:cabbage.png]]You acquire an item: [[small handful of cabbage]] '''( 15% )'''
*[[Image:cabbage.png]]You acquire an item: [[small handful of cabbage]] '''( 15% )'''
'''Stats:'''
'''Stats:'''
*You gain 1-3 [[brawn]]
*You gain 2-7 [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 1-3 [[brains]]
*You gain 1-4 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 2-6 [[bravado]]
*You gain 1-4 [[bravado]] [[subpoints]]
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
== References ==
== References ==
*A unicorn is a mythological animal, that is, a horse with a horn.
*This opponent seems to be a reference to the "unicorn" featured in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringling_Bros._and_Barnum_%26_Bailey_Circus Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus] and created by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oberon_Zell-Ravenheart Oberon Zell-Ravenheart] by altering the horns of a young goat.
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