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DeepPurple moved page Drunk Office Worker to Drunk office worker: capitalisation
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<center>[[Image:afterhours.png]]</center>
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== Description ==
== Description ==
Looks like this guy finished work early today and decided to celebrate with a cheeky pint or seventeen. His suit jacket is torn and stained with what looks like an awful lot of vomit. And, yes... he's wearing his tie on his head. You try to get out of his way, but no matter how you dodge, he staggers in the same direction until eventually you collide.
Looks like this guy finished work early today and decided to celebrate with a cheeky pint or seventeen. His suit jacket is torn and stained with what looks like an awful lot of vomit. And, yes... he's wearing his tie on his head. You try to get out of his way, but no matter how you dodge, he staggers in the same direction until eventually you collide.
== Opponent Level Information ==
'''Opponent Level:'''
'''Power Level:'''
'''Attack Rating:'''
'''Defence Rating:'''
== Scaling ==
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Jump Message:'''
'''Jump Message:'''
*He looks up at you blearily and tries to figure out who, and in fact what, you are. While he does that, you get the jump.
*He looks up at you blearily and tries to figure out who, and in fact what, you are. While he does that, you get the jump.
'''Successful Attack:'''
'''Successful Attack:'''
*He takes a wild swing at you, and while he makes hay, the sun shines. Or at least, the stars come out when you try to dodge and hit your head on a nearby wall for X DAMAGE.
*Your opponent is sick. Exorcist sick. All over you for X DAMAGE.
*Your opponent breathes noxious fumes in your general direction for X DAMAGE.
'''Missed Attack:'''
'''Missed Attack:'''
*He puts his arm around you, and starts telling you he loves you, man. He really, really loves you.
*He tries to attack but has to stop and be noisily sick all over himself. Charming.
*Your opponent wants to hit you but can't seem to figure out which of the three of you he can currently see to hit first.
*It's all too much for your opponent's alcohol-addled brain to cope with. He mumbles something incoherent, slumps to the ground and falls asleep.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
== Rewards ==
== Rewards ==
*? [[Items]]
*6-10 [[Moolah]]
'''Stats:'''
*? [[Brains]]
*You gain 1-2 [[Brains]] subpoints
*? [[Brawn]]
*You gain 1? [[Brawn]] subpoints
*? [[Bravado]]
*You gain 1-2 [[Bravado]] subpoints
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
== References ==
== References ==
* The second attack message refers to a scene in the movie ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Exorcist_(film) The Exorcist]'' in which a young girl vomits pea soup.
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