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*See your favourite search engine for an appropriate epithet. On second thoughts, maybe don't.
*See your favourite search engine for an appropriate epithet. On second thoughts, maybe don't.
== Opponent Level Information ==
'''Opponent Level:'''
'''Power Level:'''
'''Attack Rating:'''
'''Defence Rating:'''
== Scaling ==
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Jump Message:'''
'''Jump Message:'''
*The fire's definitely in his eyes, but his words aren't all that clear and even though you can't really understand him, you're sure he's probably wrong. Also, he's only small and weak-looking. You decide to take him on.
*The fire's definitely in his eyes, but his words aren't all that clear and even though you can't really understand him, you're sure he's probably wrong. Also, he's only small and weak-looking. You decide to take him on.
'''Successful Attack:'''
'''Successful Attack:'''
*Your opponent bunches his puny fist and takes a wild swing at you. You notice the glint of a shiny knuckle-duster a split-second before it connects with your [[Body parts]] for X DAMAGE
*You decide to just leave, and try to tell him so... "Look, I'm just gonna go n.." but he interrupts, "D'joo say my momma'th a ho?", and frantically attacks you with everything he has for X DAMAGE
'''Missed Attack:'''
'''Missed Attack:'''
*He charges at you, but stumbles over his ridiculously low-slung jeans and winds up just looking like a fool with his pants, and himself, on the ground.
*He charges at you, but stumbles over his ridiculously low-slung jeans and winds up just looking like a fool with his pants, and himself, on the ground.
*Your opponent begins to attack and then, for absolutely no apparent reason, starts singing a song about some random girl he appears to have met. It's a nice song, sure, but what? Nice work, Mr. Bernstein, err... Shakespeare. Whatever.
*He whips out a can of spray paint and points it at your face, then presses the button, spraying a huge cloud of paint into the air. Unfortunately for him, the wind blows it straight back at him, completely blocking his vision.
*Your opponent suddenly remembers the critical diaper situation at home and since you're not the real Thlim Thady, he dashes off to continue his search
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
*[[Downtown]]
*[[Downtown]]
== Rewards ==
== Rewards ==
*You gain 1 [[Can of spray paint]] XX%
*[[Image:Psssssht.png]]You acquire an item: [[Can of spray-paint]] (18.5%)
*You gain 1 [[low-slung jeans]]XX%
*[[Image:Arseout.png]]You acquire an item: [[low-slung jeans]](19%)
*You gain 1 [[don't rag]] XX%
*[[Image:Dontrag.png]]You acquire an item: [[don't rag]] (13%)
*You gain 1 [[knuckle-duster]] XX%
*[[Image:Brassnucks.png]]You acquire an item: [[knuckle-duster]] (16%)
*You gain 1 [[lucky grilles]] XX%
*[[Image:Blingtoof.png]]You acquire an item: [[lucky grilles]] (12%)
'''Stats:'''
*You gain ?1-5? [[Brains]] subpoints
*You gain ?1-5? [[Brains]] subpoints
*You gain ?1-5? [[Brawn]] subpoints
*You gain ?1-5? [[Brawn]] subpoints
== References ==
== References ==
*Reference to Marshall Mathers aka Eminem.
*Reference to Marshall Mathers aka Eminem.
*Jump is a reference to the song "Beat It" by Michael Jackson
*You're not the real Thilm Thady is a reference to Eminem's song The Real Slim Shady.
*Missed attack "Pants on the Ground" is a reference to the song of the same name
*Jump is a reference to the song "Beat It" by Michael Jackson.
*Missed attack "Pants on the Ground" is a reference to the song of the same name.
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