*You offer your opponent a wager on a quick hand of poker using your tiny deck of playing cards: if you win, your opponent doesn't attack this round. If you lose, your opponent gets to attack you twice. You shuffle, deal and... you get a <straight flush/trip aces/king-high straight/royal flush> while your opponent gets <jack/pair of deuces>. Lucky you!
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==References==
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*You challenge your opponents to a game of "Go Fish". "Have you got a.... fourteen?" you ask. Your opponents are too busy trying to figure that one out to attack you.
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*You engage your opponents in a riveting game of snap and they forget to attack you this round.
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== Notes ==
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== References ==
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*"Getting jack" is slang for getting nothing.
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*"Go Fish" is a game in which the cards are numbered one through thirteen. There is no fourteen.
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*"Snap" is a matching game, which would normally be quick and easy, but as the description says, these cards are incredibly tiny and hard to see.