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Simple though it may sound, it is a bugger to understand. It may be a tool, it may on the other hand also be an explanation. Why not beat the crap out of it anyway?
 
Simple though it may sound, it is a bugger to understand. It may be a tool, it may on the other hand also be an explanation. Why not beat the crap out of it anyway?
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A whole flock of applicants for a secretarial position begin pestering you to decide which one is best suited for the job. While they'e distracted, you get the jump.
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== Combat Messages ==
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'''Initiative Message(s)
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*A whole flock of applicants for a secretarial position begin pestering you to decide which one is best suited for the job. While they're distracted, you get the jump.
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*You stumble over a chessboard and fall face-first onto the eight queens riveted onto it. Funny, none of them share the same row, column or diagonal. On a side note: your opponent gets the jump.
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'''Successful Attack'''
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*It bashes you repeatedly for X DAMAGE. There is no optimal stopping!
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'''Miss Message(s)'''
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== Combat Messages ==
   
*The eight queens are currently busy with arguing among each other.
 
*The eight queens are currently busy with arguing among each other.
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'''YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!'''
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*A couple of secretaries have wandered off and are busily inspecting their fingernails.
*It bashes you repeatedly for 4 DAMAGE. There is no optimal stopping!
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== Location(s) ==
 
== Location(s) ==
 
*[[Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab]]
 
*[[Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab]]

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