Tutorial Quest
The Tutorial Quest
Your questing starts at the Noobology Department of the Paradox University.
Under Current Quest: You're currently working through some game basics with Professor B. Ginner von Noob. You should probably head to the Noobology Department at Paradox University in town for more information.
Tasks
Nth Visit
- Adventure in The Cafeteria until you you get a probably-meat patty and a sesame-seed bun
Nth +1 Visit
- Combine the probably-meat patty with the sesame-seed bun to make a probably-meat burger.
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Nth +1 Visit
"OK, combining stuff together is really easy."
"Take a look in your inventory for something called 'Combine Stuff'."
"Once you're there, you should see a list of the ingredients you have."
"Just select the ingredients you want to combine - in this case the sesame-seed bun and probably-meat patty - and click 'Combine'"
"If you do it right, you should make yourself a tasty probably-meat burger."
"Come back and see me again once you've made it. Don't eat it though, I need to see proof!"
Nth +2 Visit
"Ohhh, very well done!"
"Here, just let me quickly run that burger through my quintuplicator..."
The professor takes the probably-meat burger from you and puts it into an odd-looking contraption sitting on a shelf behind him.
The machine makes some alarming whirring, grinding and clanking noises, then goes "DING!".
The professor removes your original burger, plus 5 identical copies, which he hands back to you.
You acquire: 5 probably-meatburgers
"You can eat those burgers any time you like now, for which you'll receive 4 more turns, 3 of each stat and 2 fullness from each."
"Remember, different food and drink has different effects, which you'll become familiar with over time."
- clicking That's kinda cool. What's next?
"OK, username, we're getting there."
"Now it's time to learn something that's going to be REALLY important, and that's how to fight!"
"It's obvious that you're normally a very peaceful, friendly person, but there are some nasty elements around here, and learning to fight might just save your life!"
"That, and you can steal their stuff, which is also a little bit cool."
"When you're ready, let's keep going."
- clicking I'm ready now, old man.
"Fortunately, Paradox University has a special environment set up for you to practice different kinds of fighting."
"You can still be hurt fighting there, but probably not as badly as you would be if you went out into the big wide world."
"To begin with, since you probably don't have a weapon yet, you'll need to practice some unarmed combat."
"If you DO have a weapon equipped, you'll need to unequip it, and then head on over to the university's Gymnasium to do some fighting."
"Each time you win a fight, you'll gain some stat points, and maybe an item or two."
"Keep fighting until you get a stick and a sheet of foam padding, then bring them back to me."
"Oh, and don't forget to keep an eye on your health! If it starts getting low, go to your house and rest for a turn or two."