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Gobberwart (n): A pumpkin-wearin', smooth-talkin', damned attractive, Aussie son of a bitch. Also the creator of this game.

Gobberwart (n): A pumpkin-wearin', smooth-talkin', damned attractive, Aussie son of a bitch. Also the creator of this game.

So, Spiff has asked me to put together a little bit of information about myself, and I'd love to tell you all about the amazing things I've done in my life. Unfortunately Spiff has asked me to stick to facts as opposed to made up stuff so this will be fairly brief. And somewhat dull.

So, Spiff has asked me to put together a little bit of information about myself, and I'd love to tell you all about the amazing things I've done in my life. Unfortunately Spiff has asked me to stick to facts as opposed to made up stuff so this will be fairly brief. And somewhat dull.

I'm an Australian male, aged mid-30s (contrary to popular belief) and married to the delightful [[User:ElljaeT|ElljaeT]]. I have a 9 year old son, and I drive a piece of crap green Hyundai.

I'm an Australian male, aged mid-30s (contrary to popular belief) and married to the delightful [[User:ElljaeT|ElljaeT]]. I have a young son, and I drive a piece of crap green Hyundai which leaks and has mould growing on the backseat.

When I need money to pay the bills (which is most of the time) I work as an IT Infrastructure "Specialist" for a relatively large organisation. Basically that means I spend my day solving complex issues regarding the management of the organisation's fleet of around 7,500 Desktops, Laptops and Servers, and yes, that's every bit as fun as it sounds.

When I need money to pay the bills (which is most of the time) I work as an IT Infrastructure "Specialist" for a relatively large organisation. Basically that means I spend my day solving complex issues regarding the management of the organisation's fleet of around 7,500 Desktops, Laptops and Servers, and yes, that's every bit as fun as it sounds.

In my spare time I.. well, to be honest "spare time" is hard to come by, but when I can find an hour or two, I'm not averse to a bit of Guitar Hero at the moment. I also enjoy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_rules_football Australian Rules football] (Go [http://www.gfc.com.au Cats]!) and just generally hanging out and having a good time.

In my spare time I.. well, to be honest "spare time" is hard to come by, but when I can find an hour or two, I'm not averse to a bit of [http://www.guitarherogame.com/gh3/ Guitar Hero III] at the moment. I also enjoy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_rules_football Australian Rules football] (Go [http://www.gfc.com.au Cats]!) and just generally hanging out and having a good time.

I enjoy good food (steak and seafood yummm), a decent red wine, and/or a beer or seven. Preferably [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness Guinness] or a new locally-produced beer I've found recently called [http://www.bluetonguebrewery.com.au/ Blue Tongue Lager]. It's tasty - I highly recommend you try some. Assuming you're old enough to drink. If not, then I find [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milo_(drink) Milo] is also quite pleasant. It's a sort of chocolatey, malty powder that you mix with milk, although eating it by the spoonful is kinda fun, and it tastes good on top of ice-cream too. Um, I think I just got sidetracked, so I'll call this done.

I enjoy good food (steak and seafood yummm), a decent red wine, and/or a beer or seven. Preferably [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness Guinness] or a new locally-produced beer I've found recently called [http://www.bluetonguebrewery.com.au/ Blue Tongue Lager]. It's tasty - I highly recommend you try some. Assuming you're old enough to drink. If not, then I find [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milo_(drink) Milo] is also quite pleasant. It's a sort of chocolatey, malty powder that you mix with milk, although eating it by the spoonful is kinda fun, and it tastes good on top of ice-cream too. Um, I think I just got sidetracked, so I'll call this done.

I hope this is now clear, and that it's fairly obvious that a 'gobberwart' is something a person may be 'rent' in. With a 'blurglecruncheon'.

I hope this is now clear, and that it's fairly obvious that a 'gobberwart' is something a person may be 'rent' in. With a 'blurglecruncheon'.