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So, Spiff has asked me to put together a little bit of information about myself, and I'd love to tell you all about the amazing things I've done in my life. Unfortunately Spiff has asked me to stick to facts as opposed to made up stuff so this will be fairly brief. And somewhat dull.

So, Spiff has asked me to put together a little bit of information about myself, and I'd love to tell you all about the amazing things I've done in my life. Unfortunately Spiff has asked me to stick to facts as opposed to made up stuff so this will be fairly brief. And somewhat dull.

I'm an Australian male, aged mid-30s (contrary to popular belief) and married to the delightful [[User:ElljaeT|ElljaeT]]. I have a 9 year old son, and I drive a piece of crap green Hyundai.

I'm an Australian male, aged mid-30s (contrary to popular belief) and married to the delightful [[User:ElljaeT|ElljaeT]]. I have a young son, and I drive a piece of crap green Hyundai which leaks and has mould growing on the backseat.

When I need money to pay the bills (which is most of the time) I work as an IT Infrastructure "Specialist" for a relatively large organisation. Basically that means I spend my day solving complex issues regarding the management of the organisation's fleet of around 7,500 Desktops, Laptops and Servers, and yes, that's every bit as fun as it sounds.

When I need money to pay the bills (which is most of the time) I work as an IT Infrastructure "Specialist" for a relatively large organisation. Basically that means I spend my day solving complex issues regarding the management of the organisation's fleet of around 7,500 Desktops, Laptops and Servers, and yes, that's every bit as fun as it sounds.

Look, I'm not REALLY obsessed with pumpkins, it's just that for a Halloween photo contest in 2007, I submitted a photo of me wearing absolutely nothing, but with a strategically placed pumpkin covering my... well, you get the idea. This, of course, led to an incessant stream of jokes about my relationship with said orange gourd, and continues to come up on a regular basis.

Look, I'm not REALLY obsessed with pumpkins, it's just that for a Halloween photo contest in 2007, I submitted a photo of me wearing absolutely nothing, but with a strategically placed pumpkin covering my... well, you get the idea. This, of course, led to an incessant stream of jokes about my relationship with said orange gourd, and continues to come up on a regular basis.

For 2008, I'm considering switching to something different. Possibly a stone-fruit or something in a tasteful shrub.

For next year, I'm considering switching to something different. Possibly a stone-fruit or something in a tasteful shrub.

And no, I'm not posting the picture, or a link to it, here. Go google it if you REALLY want to see it - try "gobberwart halloween attention whore". Seriously.

And no, I'm not posting the picture, or a link to it, here. Go google it if you REALLY want to see it - try "gobberwart halloween attention whore". Seriously.