User:Zammorak

We are Orange Field. Fear us.

On a much less disturbing note, here is a list of things that I enjoy buying:

• Nurse outfit items (nurse pinafore, nurse cap, and toy thermometer)
• Cowboy outfit items (37.85-litre hat, sharif badge, and cowboy shirt)
• Festive finery outfit items (festive paper hat, Merry Christmas 2007 T-Shirt, toy water pistol, and plastic smiley-face ring)
• Jolly red suit outfit items (jolly red hat, jolly black belt, jolly black boots, and jolly red coat)
• Deluxe Yule Cracker items (monster finger puppet, plastic clip-on earring, and deck of tiny playing cards)
• Alpha release items (bottle of Acqua Frizzante Giallo champagne, Jay's tequila and anchovy potato chips, and Professor Von Noob face mask)
• Alpha anniversary items (bottle of Acqua Frizzante Rosa champagne, Jay's cabbage and slug dripping potato chips, Legion face mask)
• Pirate egg/parrot-ox
• Small box of raisins/amazing horse
• Deluxe Yule Cracker
• Christmas Cracker
• Christmas Stocking
• Flashlight keychain
• Token Gear (TM) items

Eventually I'll get around to putting in prices and rating how much I want them, but I'll save that for another day.