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'''Initiative message(s):'''
 
'''Initiative message(s):'''
 
*This one may be smarter than your average bear, but let's face it, the average bear is pretty thick. He doesn't see you coming.
 
*This one may be smarter than your average bear, but let's face it, the average bear is pretty thick. He doesn't see you coming.
   
'''Hit message(s):'''
 
'''Hit message(s):'''
 
*He batters you in the bum with his bear bum bum battering bat. Badly. For X DAMAGE!
 
*He batters you in the bum with his bear bum bum battering bat. Badly. For X DAMAGE!
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*He picks you up, dumps you head-first into a nearby waste bin, then throws you into the conveniently close river (now complete with white-water rapids and waterfall!). You're shaken and bruised for X DAMAGE!
 
'''Miss message(s):'''
 
'''Miss message(s):'''
 
*You point out that "Rear Bear Stare" is not an appropriate way to attack anyone.
 
*You point out that "Rear Bear Stare" is not an appropriate way to attack anyone.

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