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*He picks you up, dumps you head-first into a nearby waste bin, then throws you into the conveniently close river (now complete with white-water rapids and waterfall!). You're shaken and bruised for X DAMAGE!
*He picks you up, dumps you head-first into a nearby waste bin, then throws you into the conveniently close river (now complete with white-water rapids and waterfall!). You're shaken and bruised for X DAMAGE!
*He greedily gobbles the contents of a pick-a-nick basket, showering you with ballistic scraps for X DAMAGE!
*He greedily gobbles the contents of a pick-a-nick basket, showering you with ballistic scraps for X DAMAGE!
*Though no light is emitted from the rather grimy smiley-face painted on his belly, his stare scares you to the bone. You pee in your pants (or pants equivalent, or pantslessness if you�re thus inclined), while your pride takes X DAMAGE!
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'''Miss message(s):'''
*You point out that "Rear Bear Stare" is not an appropriate way to attack anyone.
*You point out that "Rear Bear Stare" is not an appropriate way to attack anyone.