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Line 28: + + − '''Fumble Message(s):'''
Betentacled horror from outer space (view source)
Revision as of 21:17, 25 July 2009
, 21:17, 25 July 2009→Combat Messages
*It tried to pour scalding hot tea over you, but misses and just hurls the empty cup at you instead, causing X DAMAGE!
*It tried to pour scalding hot tea over you, but misses and just hurls the empty cup at you instead, causing X DAMAGE!
*It slaps you in the ear with a squishy tentacle for X DAMAGE!
*It slaps you in the ear with a squishy tentacle for X DAMAGE!
*It makes faces, scaring several kinds of crap out of you and doing 39 DAMAGE at the same time.!
'''Miss Message(s):'''
'''Miss Message(s):'''
*It's briefly distracted by a guy stepping through a dimensional portal. It forgets to hit you while it eats him.
*It's briefly distracted by a guy stepping through a dimensional portal. It forgets to hit you while it eats him.
*It listens to your excuses, answers "Oh R'lyeh?" and then ignores you completely.
*It listens to your excuses, answers "Oh R'lyeh?" and then ignores you completely.
*It tries to drag you off into its mad dreamworld, but you don't go with strangers. Unless they offer you candy first.
*It tries to drag you off into its mad dreamworld, but you don't go with strangers. Unless they offer you candy first.