According to the Paradox Department of Agriculture guidelines, it is acceptable to have "an average of two rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter". Unfortunately, you seem to have both of them on the same slice of toast. Yuck. | According to the Paradox Department of Agriculture guidelines, it is acceptable to have "an average of two rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter". Unfortunately, you seem to have both of them on the same slice of toast. Yuck. |