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Miss message and reference
'''Missed Attack:'''
'''Missed Attack:'''
*You shake your can of spray paint and hear the rattling noise, causing a flashback to the time you were a child and the family dentist was arrested for selling kids' teeth for profit. You ponder the probability and become so unnerved that you forget to press the nozzle.
*You shake your can of spray paint and hear the rattling noise, causing a flashback to the time you were a child and the family dentist was arrested for selling kids' teeth for profit. You ponder the probability and become so unnerved that you forget to press the nozzle.
*Remember that time you played Frivolous Endeavor and you had to define the word, "clognozzle"? Now you do. Stupid can.
'''Fumble Message:'''
'''Fumble Message:'''
*As you prepare your attack, you notice the warning label on the side of the paint can that reads, "DO NOT PUNCTURE OR INCINERATE". For some reason, it seems to you like a good idea to find out why not. One word: BOOM! You take 2 damage. Idiot.
*As you prepare your attack, you notice the warning label on the side of the paint can that reads, "DO NOT PUNCTURE OR INCINERATE". For some reason, it seems to you like a good idea to find out why not. One word: BOOM! You take 2 damage. Idiot.
*"Beam me up" is a reference to Star Trek.
*"Beam me up" is a reference to Star Trek.
*ROMANES EUNT DOMUS is a reference to Monty Python, Life of Brian.
*ROMANES EUNT DOMUS is a reference to Monty Python, Life of Brian.
*"Frivolous Endeavor" is a parody of "Trivial Pursuit."
== Collection ==
== Collection ==