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Line 1: − <center>[[Image:Gobb.gif]]</center>+ − − Gobberwart (n): A pumpkin-wearin', smooth-talkin', damned attractive, Aussie son of a bitch. Also the creator of this game. − − == Origin of the Name == − − So where did the name 'Gobberwart' come from? − − <b>Gobb sez:</b> − − "You know, less people ask me this question than I would ever have expected, but given some of the more ridiculous nicknames I've encountered out there (and you know who you are) I'm probably not surprised." − − "The word 'Gobberwart' is actually from the Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy, and is used by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz in a 'poem' which he reads to Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect prior to having them ejected from his ship. Vogon poetry, of course, being the third worst in the universe.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogon_poetry]" − − Excerpt: − − Oh freddled gruntbuggly, − Thy micturations are to me − As plurdled gabbleblotchits − On a lurgid bee. − Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes − And hooptiously drangle me − With crinkly bindlewurdles, − Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, − See if I don't! − − "I hope this is now clear, and that it's fairly obvious that a 'gobberwart' is something a person may be 'rent' in. With a 'blurglecruncheon'."
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