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→Combat Messages
<i>Initiative Message(s):</i>
<i>Initiative Message(s):</i>
<center>While they're busy arguing over which of them looks most like Willow, you get the jump on them</center>
<center>While they're busy arguing over which of them looks most like Willow, you get the jump on them</center>
<i>Attack Messages</i>
<center>They realise that they are too tall to bite you on the ankle so they poke you in the eye instead for X DAMAGE!</center>
<i>Miss Message(s):</i>
<i>Miss Message(s):</i>
<center>They try to sit on each other's shoulders to make them tall enough to slap you in the face. Which would be fine if they were real midgets, but they're not and their collective height causes them to overbalance.</center>
<center>They try to sit on each other's shoulders to make them tall enough to slap you in the face. Which would be fine if they were real midgets, but they're not and their collective height causes them to overbalance.</center>