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| == Messages == | | == Messages == |
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− | '''Trying to buy something from yourself''' | + | *'''Trying to buy something from yourself:''' |
| + | **You can't buy stuff from yourself. What a preposterous hypothesis! Did Steve tell you you could do that? |
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− | You can't buy stuff from yourself. What a preposterous hypothesis! Did Steve tell you you could do that?
| + | *'''Trying to over drink:''' |
| + | **Drinking that would be a bad idea. Your [[bladder]] might go pop! |
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− | '''Trying to over drink''' | + | *'''Trying to over eat:''' |
| + | **You can't fit that into your [[stomach]]. |
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− | Drinking that would be a bad idea. Your [[bladder]] might go pop!
| + | *'''Trying to use a device when your out of Technology Points (TP):''' |
| + | **You don't have enough Technology Points to use this device! |
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− | '''Trying to over eat''' | + | *'''Not selecting an item to buy:''' |
| + | **You need to select an item to buy first! |
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− | You can't fit that into your [[stomach]]. | + | *'''Buying something you can't afford:''' |
| + | **You can't afford that. |
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− | '''Trying to use a device when your out of Technology Points (TP)''' | + | *'''Buying zero or nothing of something in a NPC store:''' |
| + | **You need to tell me how many you'd like to buy! |
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− | You don't have enough Technology Points to use this device! | + | *'''Buying negative zero of something in a NPC store:''' |
| + | **Don't be silly. You can't buy zero of something. Well, you can, but what's the point? |
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− | '''Not selecting an item to buy''' | + | *'''Buying negative one or lower of something in a NPC store:''' |
| + | **How can you possibly buy a negative number of something? |
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− | You need to select an item to buy first!
| + | *'''Trying to generate more than three random jokes per day:''' |
| + | **Despite much fiddling on your behalf, the device stubbornly refuses to do anything. Perhaps it's had enough for one day? |
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− | '''Buying something you can't afford'''
| + | *'''Trying to watch a movie with less than 2 turns:''' |
− | | + | **It takes 2 turns to watch a movie. You're going to need to come back another time. |
− | You can't afford that.
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− | '''Buying zero or nothing of something in a NPC store'''
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− | You need to tell me how many you'd like to buy!
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− | '''Buying negative zero of something in a NPC store'''
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− | Don't be silly. You can't buy zero of something. Well, you can, but what's the point?
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− | '''Buying negative one or lower of something in a NPC store'''
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− | How can you possibly buy a negative number of something?
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− | '''Trying to generate more than three random jokes per day'''
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− | Despite much fiddling on your behalf, the device stubbornly refuses to do anything.
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− | Perhaps it's had enough for one day?
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− | '''Trying to watch a movie with less than 2 turns''' | |
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− | It takes 2 turns to watch a movie. You're going to need to come back another time. | |
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| == References == | | == References == |