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New page: {{Page/Header}} <center>Image:3404.png</center> == Description == Oh no! Not again! Why is everyone in here so obsessed about pants? Someone even nailed a rather shabby pair of trous...
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== Description ==
Oh no! Not again! Why is everyone in here so obsessed about pants? Someone even nailed a rather shabby pair of trousers to the wall, along with a rather complicated flowchart."
== Choice Adventures==
{{Misc/Button|Rifle the pockets}}
Checking to make sure nobody's looking, you start rifling through the trouser pockets.
One of the great mysteries that occurs in all worlds is: should pockets and chewing gum coexist? Why is chewing gum, after having served its proper purpose, discarded into pockets? If anyone ever finds the answer to that, peace and prosperity will finally rule. In the meantime, EWWWWW.
'''Rewards:'''
*You acquire an item: [[used chewing gum]] (x%)
*You acquire an item: [[green DQS security keycard]] (one time drop)
{{Misc/Button|Read the chart}}
Intriguing, yet very insane. It seems that one of the nutcases who works in here has constructed an elaborate theory of how time resembles trousers. But his thick-headed colleagues didn't get it and so now he's frantically searching for a rubber sheet and some lead balls to demonstrate the flawless and accurate logic behind all this. You wander off, shaking your head.
{{Misc/Button|Ignore it}}
That all looks really interesting, if totally insane, but you're not interested right now, and wander off in search of something else.
== Location(s) ==
*[[Ultraspatiotemporalanomalistics Lab]]
== Notes ==
== References ==
{{Page/QuickLinks}}
[[Category: Opponents]]
[[Category: Choice Adventures]]
<center>[[Image:3404.png]]</center>
== Description ==
Oh no! Not again! Why is everyone in here so obsessed about pants? Someone even nailed a rather shabby pair of trousers to the wall, along with a rather complicated flowchart."
== Choice Adventures==
{{Misc/Button|Rifle the pockets}}
Checking to make sure nobody's looking, you start rifling through the trouser pockets.
One of the great mysteries that occurs in all worlds is: should pockets and chewing gum coexist? Why is chewing gum, after having served its proper purpose, discarded into pockets? If anyone ever finds the answer to that, peace and prosperity will finally rule. In the meantime, EWWWWW.
'''Rewards:'''
*You acquire an item: [[used chewing gum]] (x%)
*You acquire an item: [[green DQS security keycard]] (one time drop)
{{Misc/Button|Read the chart}}
Intriguing, yet very insane. It seems that one of the nutcases who works in here has constructed an elaborate theory of how time resembles trousers. But his thick-headed colleagues didn't get it and so now he's frantically searching for a rubber sheet and some lead balls to demonstrate the flawless and accurate logic behind all this. You wander off, shaking your head.
{{Misc/Button|Ignore it}}
That all looks really interesting, if totally insane, but you're not interested right now, and wander off in search of something else.
== Location(s) ==
*[[Ultraspatiotemporalanomalistics Lab]]
== Notes ==
== References ==
{{Page/QuickLinks}}
[[Category: Opponents]]
[[Category: Choice Adventures]]