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Line 15: − <i>Initiative Message(s):</i>+ − <center>While they're busy arguing over which of them looks most like Willow, you get the jump on them</center>+ − <i>Attack Message(s):</i>+ − <center>They realise that they are too tall to bite you on the ankle so they poke you in the eye instead for X DAMAGE!</center>+ − <i>Miss Message(s):</i>+ − <center>They try to sit on each other's shoulders to make them tall enough to slap you in the face. Which would be fine if they were real midgets, but they're not and their collective height causes them to overbalance.</center>+ +
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== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
While they're busy arguing over which of them looks most like Willow, you get the jump on them
'''Attack Message(s):'''
They realise that they are too tall to bite you on the ankle so they poke you in the eye instead for X DAMAGE!
'''Miss Message(s):'''
*They try to sit on each other's shoulders to make them tall enough to slap you in the face. Which would be fine if they were real midgets, but they're not and their collective height causes them to overbalance.
*They're distracted by the fairest lady in the land and waste their time talking about whether or not they should ask her to live with them.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==