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"Fine, I don't like beans all that much. I think I can do without them."
"Fine, I don't like beans all that much. I think I can do without them."
As he is obviously baffled by such blatant stupidity, you get the jump on him.
== Combat Messages ==
'''Initiative Message:'''
*As he is obviously baffled by such blatant stupidity, you get the jump on him.
'''Successful Attacks:'''
*Your old wounds suddenly hurt you for 5 DAMAGE! Which old wounds, you ask? The ones he just gave you a week ago, obviously.
*Okay, maybe you'll never have bean again, but he just seems to have had a metric ton of them. The smell burns through your nostrils for 7 DAMAGE! At least his loincloth flapped in the torrent in a humourous way.
*He rolls himself up into a ball (which isn't hard, seeing as he was already of the spherical persuasion to begin with) and rolls over you for 5 DAMAGE! Bangarang, Peter!
'''Missed Attacks:'''
*He spins his eggbeater incredibly fast and ends up mesmerizing himself. Incidentally, have you noticed that particularly intriguing spot on the wall over there?
*Okay, maybe you'll never have bean again, but he just seems to have had a metric ton of them. He passes out due to excessive gas build-up around him.
== Rewards ==
== Rewards ==
*You acquire an item: [[golden eggbeater]]
*You acquire an item: [[golden eggbeater]]