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→Combat Messages
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*Your opponent attempts to trim a hedge, but realizes that one blade is insufficient for the task, so he cuts your [Body parts] instead, for X DAMAGE!
*Your opponent climbs inside a large wooden wheel and runs over you for X DAMAGE, all without a single drop of rum!
*Your opponent climbs inside a large wooden wheel and runs over you for X DAMAGE, all without a single drop of rum!
*Several small orange men rush in singing, and throw Nerds at you. Since most nerds are known for being overweight, it hurts a lot, and you take X DAMAGE right in the [[Body parts]]!
*Several small orange men rush in singing, and throw Nerds at you. Since most nerds are known for being overweight, it hurts a lot, and you take X DAMAGE right in the [[Body parts]]!
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
*Your opponent throws a jar of dirt at you, but it shatters harmlessly at your feet.
*Your opponent attempts to give you the closest shave you've ever had, but is distracted by the smell of pie and wanders off.
*Your opponent attempts to give you the closest shave you've ever had, but is distracted by the smell of pie and wanders off.
*Your opponent starts to attack you, but notices a large black spot on his hand and breaks into tears. Crybaby.
*Your opponent starts to attack you, but notices a large black spot on his hand and breaks into tears. Crybaby.