Talk:Kamikaze flying squirrel

Swooping low over your head, the squirrel drops what looks to be an acorn directly on your ego. Apparently this acorn has a little something special in the middle, because it explodes on contact, causing you 5 DAMAGE! (4 bravado)

Swooping low over your head, the squirrel drops what looks to be an acorn directly on your face. Apparently this acorn has a little something special in the middle, because it explodes on contact, causing you 2 DAMAGE! (7 bravado)

He shrieks something unintelligible, but follows it up with "AAIIEE!" (so you know he really means it), before crashing his tiny plane right into your arm and causing you 3 DAMAGE! (7 bravado)

Needs more testing surely. ;)