|plural=pairs of ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors
|plural=pairs of ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors
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|bonus=
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|bonus=N/A
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'''Missed Attack(s):'''
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
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*You fail to hit it!
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*Your opponent tosses a large ribbon off to the side and, thinking you're some big-shot presenter, instinctively go after that instead.
'''Unsuccessful Attack(s):'''
'''Unsuccessful Attack(s):'''
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*<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>You drop your ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors on your arm for 3 damage!
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*<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font> You drop your ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors on your arm for 3 damage!
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*<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font> Due to the ridiculous size of your scissors, you lose your grip and drop them on your <body part>, poking yourself for X damage.
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
== References ==
== References ==
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Pokes fun at the gigantic pairs of scissors manufactured for grand ribbon-cutting ceremonies.