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| <center>[[Image:Gazeboeric.png]]</center> | | <center>[[Image:Gazeboeric.png]]</center> |
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| For some reason, there appears to be an arrow sticking out of it, and someone has carved the words "Eric woz ere" into one of the supports. Eric, presumably. | | For some reason, there appears to be an arrow sticking out of it, and someone has carved the words "Eric woz ere" into one of the supports. Eric, presumably. |
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− | == Opponent Level Information == | + | == Combat Messages == |
− | '''Attack Rating:''' | + | '''Initiative message(s):''' |
| + | *While its attention is directed elsewhere, you creep up on it. |
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− | '''Defence Rating:''' | + | '''Failed attack message(s):''' |
| + | *You begin to attack, but then you start to wonder if antagonising a gazebo is such a wise idea. Or even possible. You decide not to attack after all. Seriously, why would you want to do that? It's a GAZEBO, ''playername''! |
| + | *You commence your attack, but the gazebo doesn't appear to be vulnerable in any immediately obvious way. |
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− | == Scaling ==
| + | '''Failed item message(s):''' |
− | *Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? Y/N
| + | *Using that would be a complete waste of time. What would you want to use that for? It's a GAZEBO! |
− | *[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats?
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− | *[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats?
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− | *[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats?
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− | *[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
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− | *Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
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− | *Physical Resistance: Y/N?
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− | == Combat Messages ==
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− | ''Initiative message(s):''
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− | <center>While its attention is directed elsewhere, you creep up on it.
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− | You surprise it!
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− | </center>
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− | ''Failed attack message(s):'' | |
− | <center>You begin to attack, but then you start to wonder if antagonising a gazebo is such a wise idea. Or even possible. You decide not to attack after all.
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− | Seriously, why would you want to do that? It's a GAZEBO, ''playername''!
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− | You commence your attack, but the gazebo doesn't appear to be vulnerable in any immediately obvious way.
| + | '''Miss message(s):''' |
− | </center>
| + | *The gazebo completely fails to do anything at all. |
− | ''Failed item message(s): | + | *The gazebo continues to stand there, completely immobile, doing absolutely nothing whatsoever. It is after all, just a gazebo. |
− | <center>Using that would be a complete waste of time.
| + | *The gazebo rears up on its powerful.. no, wait.. it doesn't have powerful anythings to rear up on. It's a gazebo and it behaves pretty much how you'd expect a gazebo to behave; it doesn't react in any way. |
− | What would you want to use that for? It's a GAZEBO!
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− | </center>
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− | ''Miss message(s):''
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− | <center>The gazebo completely fails to do anything at all.
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− | The gazebo continues to stand there, completely immobile, doing absolutely nothing whatsoever. It is after all, just a gazebo. | |
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− | The gazebo rears up on its powerful.. no, wait.. it doesn't have powerful anythings to rear up on. It's a gazebo and it behaves pretty much how you'd expect a gazebo to behave; it doesn't react in any way.
| + | '''Chicken Out message(s):''' |
− | </center>
| + | *You realise that attacking an ornamental lawn feature is fairly pointless, and decide to redirect your attention to something more interesting. |
− | ''Chicken Out message(s):'' | |
− | <center>You realise that attacking an ornamental lawn feature is fairly pointless, and decide to redirect your attention to something more interesting.
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− | </center>
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| == Location(s) == | | == Location(s) == |
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| == Rewards == | | == Rewards == |
− | '''Stats:''' | + | '''Stats for Chickening Out:''' |
− | *You gain 10-26 [[brains]] | + | *You gain 10-26 [[brains]] [[subpoints]] |
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| == Notes == | | == Notes == |
| + | *Chickening Out yields substats on this combat adventure. |
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| '''After clicking the attack button 30 times, this happens:''' | | '''After clicking the attack button 30 times, this happens:''' |
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| You lose all [[HP]]. | | You lose all [[HP]]. |
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− | -- You just got the snot beaten out of you! --
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− | Without snot, you won't be able to do very much, so you should probably go and restore some before trying again.
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− | You acquire an effect: [[Snotless]] (5 turns)
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| == References == | | == References == |
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− | This whole adventure is a reference to 'The tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo' in which the boy, Eric, is unaware of what a Gazebo is in a spoken role play game and therefore tries to destroy it. [http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html] | + | *This whole adventure is a reference to 'The tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo' in which the boy, Eric, is unaware of what a Gazebo is in a spoken role play game and therefore tries to destroy it. [http://www.dreadgazebo.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=8] (The original story is Copyright 1989 by Richard Aronson and is used here with permission from the author. Thanks Richard!) |
| + | *Man eating buildings may sound familiar with the animated film Monster House. |
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| {{Page/QuickLinks}} | | {{Page/QuickLinks}} |
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| [[Category: Non-combat Adventures]] | | [[Category: Non-combat Adventures]] |
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