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<center>[[Image:Gazeboeric.png]]</center>
<center>[[Image:Gazeboeric.png]]</center>
For some reason, there appears to be an arrow sticking out of it, and someone has carved the words "Eric woz ere" into one of the supports. Eric, presumably.
For some reason, there appears to be an arrow sticking out of it, and someone has carved the words "Eric woz ere" into one of the supports. Eric, presumably.
== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
''"Initiative message(s):'''
'''Initiative message(s):'''
While its attention is directed elsewhere, you creep up on it.
*While its attention is directed elsewhere, you creep up on it.
''"Failed attack message(s):'''
'''Failed attack message(s):'''
*You begin to attack, but then you start to wonder if antagonising a gazebo is such a wise idea. Or even possible. You decide not to attack after all. Seriously, why would you want to do that? It's a GAZEBO, ''playername''!
*You begin to attack, but then you start to wonder if antagonising a gazebo is such a wise idea. Or even possible. You decide not to attack after all. Seriously, why would you want to do that? It's a GAZEBO, ''playername''!
*You commence your attack, but the gazebo doesn't appear to be vulnerable in any immediately obvious
*You commence your attack, but the gazebo doesn't appear to be vulnerable in any immediately obvious way.
way.
'''Failed item message(s):'''
'''Failed item message(s):'''
*The gazebo rears up on its powerful.. no, wait.. it doesn't have powerful anythings to rear up on. It's a gazebo and it behaves pretty much how you'd expect a gazebo to behave; it doesn't react in any way.
*The gazebo rears up on its powerful.. no, wait.. it doesn't have powerful anythings to rear up on. It's a gazebo and it behaves pretty much how you'd expect a gazebo to behave; it doesn't react in any way.
''Chicken Out message(s):'''
'''Chicken Out message(s):'''
*You realise that attacking an ornamental lawn feature is fairly pointless, and decide to redirect your attention to something more interesting.
*You realise that attacking an ornamental lawn feature is fairly pointless, and decide to redirect your attention to something more interesting.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
== Rewards ==
== Rewards ==
'''Stats:'''
'''Stats for Chickening Out:'''
*You gain 10-26 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 10-26 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
*Chickening Out yields substats on this combat adventure.
'''After clicking the attack button 30 times, this happens:'''
'''After clicking the attack button 30 times, this happens:'''
You lose all [[HP]].
You lose all [[HP]].
== References ==
== References ==
This whole adventure is a reference to 'The tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo' in which the boy, Eric, is unaware of what a Gazebo is in a spoken role play game and therefore tries to destroy it. [http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html]
*This whole adventure is a reference to 'The tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo' in which the boy, Eric, is unaware of what a Gazebo is in a spoken role play game and therefore tries to destroy it. [http://www.dreadgazebo.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=8] (The original story is Copyright 1989 by Richard Aronson and is used here with permission from the author. Thanks Richard!)
*Man eating buildings may sound familiar with the animated film Monster House.
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