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If only you had arrived *sine tempore* you might have avoided this!
If only you had arrived *sine tempore* you might have avoided this!
== Opponent Level Information ==
'''Opponent Level:'''
'''Power Level:'''
'''Attack Rating:'''
'''Defence Rating:'''
== Scaling ==
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Initiative Messages'''
*Your elaborate harmonic motion completely cancels its attention. You get the jump on it.
*In a simple harmonic motion it scintillates right out of the way then returns to get the jump on you.
'''Successful Attacks'''
*You shout "Noli me tangent!", but it is too late. It covers your face in painful ulcerations to the tune of (X) DAMAGE!
*It calls its cosine to come and poke you in the nose for (X) DAMAGE!
*It subjects you to a furry analysis. Your self-esteem takes (X) DAMAGE!
'''Missed Messages'''
*It attempts to scintillate all over you but got the coordinates all mixed up.
*It attempts to scintillate all over you but got the coordinates all mixed up.
*It periodically malfunctions and fails to hit you completely.
*It scintillates straight into a wall. Seems it still can't find what it's looking for.
*It doesn't know much trigonometry, which causes it to break down and sob that things would be better if at least someone would love it.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
*[[Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab]]
*[[Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab]]
*You acquire an item: [[really big ruler]] '''(25%?)'''
*You acquire an item: [[really big ruler]] '''(25%?)'''
'''Stats:'''
'''Stats:'''
*You gain 2-4 [[brawn]]
*You gain 13-20 [[brawn]]
*You gain 1-2 [[brains]]
*You gain 6-11 [[brains]]
*You gain 1-2 [[bravado]]
*You gain 6-11 [[bravado]]
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
*This, and the [[Malfunctioning geospatiodynamostatic probe]] have combat messages in which they hit a wall.
== References ==
== References ==
*The phrase ".....run, Forrest, run!" is a quote from the 1994 film [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forrest_Gump Forest Gump]
*"sine tempore" is Latin. The English translation is "on time".
*"Noli me tangent!"is a reference to the Latin phrase, "Noli me tangere", which means "don't touch me."
*Noli-me-tangere is a historical term for facial ulceration.
*The Noli me Tangere is a historical writing by a Filipino Hero.
*Tangent and cosine are trigonometric functions.
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