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<center>[[Image:Snakepit.png]]</center>
<center>[[Image:Snakepit.png]]</center>
After close examination of the cart, the broken axle appears to have been caused
After close examination of the cart, the broken axle appears to have been caused
by a lack of grease on a squeaky wheel, which is all very interesting, until you
by a lack of grease on a squeaky wheel, which is all very interesting, until you
remember the gigantic SNNAAAAKKKE!
remember the gigantic <font color="red"><b>SNNAAAAKKKE!</b></font>
== Opponent Level Information ==
'''Opponent Level:'''30
'''Power Level:'''
'''Successful Attack:'''
'''Attack Rating:''' 30
'''Defence Rating:''' 30
*Your short-handled pickaxe handles your opponent in short order, dealing it XX damage. You perform a gloating happy-dance over your fallen opponent. Humble, aren't you?
== Scaling ==
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Yes, [[Poison damage]]
*Elemental Weakness: No
*Physical Resistance: Yes, [[Poison resistance]]
== Combat Messages ==
*You axe your opponent to pick how much damage you should do. Apparently, it picked XX.
'''Initiative Message:'''
*You manage to sneak up on it.
'''Unsuccessful Attack:'''
'''Jump Message:'''
*It senses your presence and whips around to face you!
*It gets the drop on you!
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*It belts you in the [[Body parts]] for X [[Poison damage|POISON DAMAGE]]!
*It punches you in the [[Body parts]] for X [[Poison damage|POISON DAMAGE]]!
*It whacks you in the [[Body parts]] for X [[Poison damage|POISON DAMAGE]]!
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
*It tries to smack you in the [[Body parts]] but isn't a very good smacker and misses!
*It tries to whack you in the [[Body parts]] but isn't a very good whacker and misses!
*It attempts to punch you in the [[Body parts]] but can't quite manage it!
*It tries to punch you in the [[Body parts]] but isn't a very good puncher and misses!
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
*[[snakehead guitar pick]] (30% chance)
*[[snakehead guitar pick]] (30% chance)
*[[legendary hard rock hat]] (15% chance)
*[[legendary hard rock hat]] (15% chance)
*[[snake oil]]
*You gain 30-46? [[moolah]]
'''Stats:'''
*You gain 2-6 [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 1-3 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 1-3 [[bravado]] [[subpoints]]
== Notes ==
*You gain XX [[moolah]]
* The snake can apparently attempt to punch you, despite not having fists.
== References ==
== References ==
*The name is a reference to a chain of bar-restaurants founded in 1971 know as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_Rock_Cafe Hard Rock Cafes]
*The description makes reference to the idiom "the squeaky wheel gets the grease."
*The image of the snake is in the likeness of Slash [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_(musician)].
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