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== When Used In Combat ==
== When Used In Combat ==
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*You barbarically bat them in the bum (or bum-equivalent) for X damage.
*You blow, blow, blow him down and gently hear him scream; merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily because of the X damage you just dealt.
*Step one: Hit it! Step two: ???? Step three: Pain! – equivalent to X damage, to be exact!
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
*You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that.
*Step one: Cut a hole in the bat. No wait, that's not right. While you're repairing the hole you just made, you lose your opportunity to hit your opponent.
'''Fumble Message(s):'''
'''Fumble Message(s):'''
* Your heavy bear bum bum battering bat falls out of your weak grip and bruises your toes for X damage.
== Notes ==
== Notes ==