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→When Used In Combat
*You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that.
*You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that.
*Step one: Cut a hole in the bat. No wait, that's not right. While you're repairing the hole you just made, you lose your opportunity to hit your opponent.
*Step one: Cut a hole in the bat. No wait, that's not right. While you're repairing the hole you just made, you lose your opportunity to hit your opponent.
* While you struggle to lift the bat, your opponents have ample time to move completely out of range.
'''Fumble Message(s):'''
'''Fumble Message(s):'''
* Your heavy bear bum bum battering bat falls out of your weak grip and bruises your toes for X damage.
* Your heavy bear bum bum battering bat falls out of your weak grip and bruises your toes for X damage.
== Notes ==
== Notes ==