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Bear bum bum-battering bat (view source)
Revision as of 05:03, 11 November 2014
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|imagename=
|imagename=bumbatteringbat.png
|description=You don't actually want to think about the original purpose of this... thing. It looks just perfect for hitting stuff really hard – let's leave it at that.
|description=You don't actually want to think about the original purpose of this... thing. It looks just perfect for hitting stuff really hard – let's leave it at that.
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|type=Melee
|class= club
|class=Club
|hands= 2-handed
|hands=2
|attack= 15
|attack=15
|damagetype= physical
|costofTPonuse=N/A
|autosell= 30
|damagetype=[[Physical damage]]
|discarded=Can not
|autosell=30
|autosold=Can
|discarded=Cannot be
|stored=Can
|autosold=Can be
|traded=Can
|stored=Can be
|plural=
|traded=Can be
|bonus=
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|plural=bear bum bum-battering bats
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== Obtained From ==
== Obtained From ==
*Long Wood
*[[The Long Wood]]
**[[Bear bum]]
== When Used In Combat ==
== When Used In Combat ==
Step one: Hit it! Step two: ???? Step three: Pain! – equivalent to X damage, to be exact!
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*You barbarically bat them in the bum (or bum-equivalent) for X damage.
*You blow, blow, blow him down and gently hear him scream; merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily because of the X damage you just dealt.
*Step one: Hit it! Step two: ???? Step three: Pain! – equivalent to X damage, to be exact!
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
*You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that.
*Step one: Cut a hole in the bat. No wait, that's not right. While you're repairing the hole you just made, you lose your opportunity to hit your opponent.
* While you struggle to lift the bat, your opponents have ample time to move completely out of range.
'''Fumble Message(s):'''
* Your heavy bear bum bum battering bat falls out of your weak grip and bruises your toes for X damage.
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
== References ==
== References ==
*One of the attack messages is a reference to the song "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
*Step one: Hit it! Step two: ???? Step three: Pain! is a reference to the South Park Underpants Gnomes business plan which is Phase 1: Collect Underpants,Phase 2: ?, Phase 3: Profit!
*The miss message 'You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that.' is relating to souse battering, or spousal abuse, where the common phrase is "that's harassment and I don't have to take it."
*"Step one: Cut a hole in the bat." is a reference to the SNL sketch [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_in_a_Box Dick in a Box], featuring The Lonely Island and Justin Timberlake.
== Collection ==
== Collection ==
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