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| |attack=15 | | |attack=15 |
| |costofTPonuse=N/A | | |costofTPonuse=N/A |
− | |damagetype=Physical | + | |damagetype=[[Physical damage]] |
| |autosell=30 | | |autosell=30 |
| |discarded=Cannot be | | |discarded=Cannot be |
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| *You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that. | | *You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that. |
| *Step one: Cut a hole in the bat. No wait, that's not right. While you're repairing the hole you just made, you lose your opportunity to hit your opponent. | | *Step one: Cut a hole in the bat. No wait, that's not right. While you're repairing the hole you just made, you lose your opportunity to hit your opponent. |
| + | * While you struggle to lift the bat, your opponents have ample time to move completely out of range. |
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| '''Fumble Message(s):''' | | '''Fumble Message(s):''' |
| * Your heavy bear bum bum battering bat falls out of your weak grip and bruises your toes for X damage. | | * Your heavy bear bum bum battering bat falls out of your weak grip and bruises your toes for X damage. |
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| == Notes == | | == Notes == |
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| *One of the attack messages is a reference to the song "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" | | *One of the attack messages is a reference to the song "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" |
| *Step one: Hit it! Step two: ???? Step three: Pain! is a reference to the South Park Underpants Gnomes business plan which is Phase 1: Collect Underpants,Phase 2: ?, Phase 3: Profit! | | *Step one: Hit it! Step two: ???? Step three: Pain! is a reference to the South Park Underpants Gnomes business plan which is Phase 1: Collect Underpants,Phase 2: ?, Phase 3: Profit! |
| + | *The miss message 'You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that.' is relating to souse battering, or spousal abuse, where the common phrase is "that's harassment and I don't have to take it." |
| + | *"Step one: Cut a hole in the bat." is a reference to the SNL sketch [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_in_a_Box Dick in a Box], featuring The Lonely Island and Justin Timberlake. |
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| == Collection == | | == Collection == |
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− | <center><CollectionInfo>684321645</CollectionInfo></center> | + | <center><CollectionInfo>3a254cf9fab4dfd2eca661963f6f76ba</CollectionInfo></center> |
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