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-Gobberwart (n): A pumpkin-wearin', smooth-talkin', damned attractive, Aussie son of a bitch. Also the creator of this game.
-== Origin of the Name ==
-So where did the name 'Gobberwart' come from?
-<b>Gobb sez:</b>
-"You know, less people ask me this question than I would ever have expected, but given some of the more ridiculous nicknames I've encountered out there (and you know who you are) I'm probably not surprised."
-"The word 'Gobberwart' is actually from the Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy, and is used by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz in a 'poem' which he reads to Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect prior to having them ejected from his ship. Vogon poetry, of course, being the third worst in the universe.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogon_poetry]"
-Excerpt:
- Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
- Thy micturations are to me
- As plurdled gabbleblotchits
- On a lurgid bee.
- Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
- And hooptiously drangle me
- With crinkly bindlewurdles,
- Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
- See if I don't!
-"I hope this is now clear, and that it's fairly obvious that a 'gobberwart' is something a person may be 'rent' in. With a 'blurglecruncheon'."