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| {{Summary/Items/Combat_Items |imagename=Badjoke.png |description=This is a small piece of what looks like ticker-tape, with poorly-printed text on it - most likely a very, very bad joke. Now you know what happens to the leftovers when the monkeys are done writing Shakespeare. |type=combat item |autosell=120 |discarded=Cannot |autosold=Can |traded=Can |stored=Can |plural=Really bad jokes }} | | {{Summary/Items/Combat_Items |imagename=Badjoke.png |description=This is a small piece of what looks like ticker-tape, with poorly-printed text on it - most likely a very, very bad joke. Now you know what happens to the leftovers when the monkeys are done writing Shakespeare. |type=combat item |autosell=120 |discarded=Cannot |autosold=Can |traded=Can |stored=Can |plural=Really bad jokes }} |
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| == Obtained From == | | == Obtained From == |
| *[[RCJG-4000]] | | *[[RCJG-4000]] |
− | | + | *[[Yule Day 2009]] |
| == When Used == | | == When Used == |
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| '''Successful Attacks:''' | | '''Successful Attacks:''' |
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− | *You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... '''<Joke Question>''' you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. '''<Joke Answer>''' He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-33 [[Groan Damage|GROAN DAMAGE]]. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands. | + | *You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... '''<Joke Question>''' you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. '''<Joke Answer>''' He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-39 [[Groan Damage|GROAN DAMAGE]]. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands. |
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| <td width="40%"><b>Joke Question</b></td> | | <td width="40%"><b>Joke Question</b></td> |
| <td width="40%"><b>Joke Answer</b></td> | | <td width="40%"><b>Joke Answer</b></td> |
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| <tr> | | <tr> |
| <td>Why did the thief shower before robbing the bank?</td> | | <td>Why did the thief shower before robbing the bank?</td> |
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| <td>What is black and white and noisy?</td> | | <td>What is black and white and noisy?</td> |
| <td>A zebra with a drum kit!</td> | | <td>A zebra with a drum kit!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What do you get when you cross a computer and a dog?</td> |
| + | <td>A mega-bite!</td> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why didn't the sheepdog pass his driving test?</td> |
| + | <td>Because he couldn't make a ewe turn!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What do you take before every meal?</td> |
| + | <td>A seat!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why do bagpipers walk when they play?</td> |
| + | <td>To get away from the noise!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What kind of cheese is made backwards?</td> |
| + | <td>Edam!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What do you call a man with a car on his head?</td> |
| + | <td>Jack!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why do you go to bed?</td> |
| + | <td>Because it won't come to you!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why are dogs like phones?</td> |
| + | <td>They got collar IDs!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Who earns a living driving their customers away?</td> |
| + | <td>Taxi drivers!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?</td> |
| + | <td>Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 !</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>How do monkeys make toast?</td> |
| + | <td>Stick some bread under a gorilla!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea?</td> |
| + | <td>One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?</td> |
| + | <td>He had no body to go with!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What kind of dog always blame others?</td> |
| + | <td>A pointer!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, hanging on the wall?</td> |
| + | <td>Art!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Where are the Andes?</td> |
| + | <td>On the end of the Armies!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What goes grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey</td> |
| + | <td>An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What building has the most stories?</td> |
| + | <td>A library!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What's the difference between a cat and a frog?</td> |
| + | <td>A cat has nine lives, while a frog croaks every night!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why did the gum cross the road?</td> |
| + | <td>It was stuck to the chicken's foot!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?</td> |
| + | <td>Because he couldn't concentrate!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why did the possum cross the road?</td> |
| + | <td>To see his flatmates!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What would you get if all the cars in the country were red?</td> |
| + | <td>A red carnation!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why couldn't the little girl go to see the pirate movie?</td> |
| + | <td>It was rated Arrrrr!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What bird is at every meal?</td> |
| + | <td>A swallow!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What kind of animal does not play fair?</td> |
| + | <td>A cheetah!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Who invented fractions?</td> |
| + | <td>Henry the 1/8th!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?</td> |
| + | <td>Because roads weren't invented yet!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why is a duck?</td> |
| + | <td>Because one of its legs is both the same and its head knocks together when it walks.</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What did the apple say to the banana?</td> |
| + | <td>Nothing, apples can't talk!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?</td> |
| + | <td>Freeze a jolly good fellow!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What's brown and sounds like a bell?</td> |
| + | <td>Dung!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What's green and stands in the corner?</td> |
| + | <td>A naughty frog!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?</td> |
| + | <td>Tooth-hurty!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What gets wetter the more it dries?</td> |
| + | <td>A towel!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What is the longest word in the dictionary?</td> |
| + | <td>'smiles' - because there's a mile between each s!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What kind of dog always knows what time is it?</td> |
| + | <td>A watch dog!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?</td> |
| + | <td>Auld Fang Syne!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What do you call a fly with no wings?</td> |
| + | <td>A walk!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why are fish so smart?</td> |
| + | <td>Because they live in schools!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>When is a car not a car?</td> |
| + | <td>When it turns into a driveway!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What do you call a blind dinosaur?</td> |
| + | <td>A Doyouthinkhesaurus!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What goes up a chimney down but won't go down chimney up?</td> |
| + | <td>An umbrella!</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What city has no people?</td> |
| + | <td>Electricity</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Why do birds fly south for the winter?</td> |
| + | <td>Because it's too far to walk</td> |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What's E.T. short for? |
| + | <td>Because he's only got little legs! |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? |
| + | <td>They're making headlines! |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? |
| + | <td>Nothing. It just let out a little wine! |
| + | </tr> |
| + | <tr> |
| + | <td>What's brown and sits on a piano? |
| + | <td>Beethoven's last movement! |
| </tr> | | </tr> |
| </table> | | </table> |
| </center> | | </center> |
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| + | == Notes == |
| + | *Can only generate three jokes per day. |
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| + | *Using 100 of these in combat is required to get the [[Knock Knock]] Award. |
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| == References == | | == References == |
| + | This may be referring to the quote: "If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare". Which of course, the monkeys will have to type a lot of nonsense to get there (which are the leftovers). |
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− | == Notes ==
| + | the joke"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?" is a referring to Mathematical Octals and decimals, in which 31 octal (OCT) is equal to 25 Decimal (DEC) |
− | *Can only generate three jokes per day.
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| == Collection == | | == Collection == |
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− | <center><CollectionInfo>344124157</CollectionInfo></center> | + | <center><CollectionInfo>e0879d09530f0e6357dce7d6552e995d</CollectionInfo></center> |
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| [[Category:Combat Items]] | | [[Category:Combat Items]] |
| {{Page/QuickLinks}} | | {{Page/QuickLinks}} |
| [[Category:Miscellaneous Items]] | | [[Category:Miscellaneous Items]] |