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{{Summary/Items/Combat_Items |imagename=Badjoke.png |description=This is a small piece of what looks like ticker-tape, with poorly-printed text on it - most likely a very, very bad joke. Now you know what happens to the leftovers when the monkeys are done writing Shakespeare. |type=combat item |autosell=120 |discarded=Cannot |autosold=Can |traded=Can |stored=Can |plural=Really bad jokes }}
{{Summary/Items/Combat_Items |imagename=Badjoke.png |description=This is a small piece of what looks like ticker-tape, with poorly-printed text on it - most likely a very, very bad joke. Now you know what happens to the leftovers when the monkeys are done writing Shakespeare. |type=combat item |autosell=120 |discarded=Cannot |autosold=Can |traded=Can |stored=Can |plural=Really bad jokes }}
== Obtained From ==
== Obtained From ==
*[[RCJG-4000]]
*[[RCJG-4000]]
*[[Yule Day 2009]]
== When Used ==
== When Used ==
'''Successful Attacks:'''
'''Successful Attacks:'''
*You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... '''<Joke Question>''' you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. '''<Joke Answer>''' He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-33 [[Groan Damage|GROAN DAMAGE]]. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.
*You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... '''<Joke Question>''' you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. '''<Joke Answer>''' He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-39 [[Groan Damage|GROAN DAMAGE]]. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.
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<td>Why didn't the sheepdog pass his driving test?</td>
<td>Why didn't the sheepdog pass his driving test?</td>
<td>Becuase he couldn't make a ewe turn!</td>
<td>Because he couldn't make a ewe turn!</td>
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<td>Why do you go to bed?</td>
<td>Why do you go to bed?</td>
<td>Because it won't come to you!</td>
<td>Because it won't come to you!</td>
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<td>Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?</td>
<td>Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?</td>
<td>Becuase DEC 25 = OCT 31 !</td>
<td>Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 !</td>
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<td>Who invented fraction?</td>
<td>Who invented fractions?</td>
<td>Henry the 1/8th!</td>
<td>Henry the 1/8th!</td>
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<td>Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?</td>
<td>Because roads weren't invented yet!</td>
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<td>Why is a duck?</td>
<td>Because one of its legs is both the same and its head knocks together when it walks.</td>
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<td>What did the apple say to the banana?</td>
<td>Nothing, apples can't talk!</td>
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<td>What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?</td>
<td>Freeze a jolly good fellow!</td>
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<td>What's brown and sounds like a bell?</td>
<td>Dung!</td>
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<td>What's green and stands in the corner?</td>
<td>A naughty frog!</td>
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<td>What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?</td>
<td>Tooth-hurty!</td>
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<td>What gets wetter the more it dries?</td>
<td>A towel!</td>
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<td>What is the longest word in the dictionary?</td>
<td>'smiles' - because there's a mile between each s!</td>
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<td>What kind of dog always knows what time is it?</td>
<td>A watch dog!</td>
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<td>What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?</td>
<td>Auld Fang Syne!</td>
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<td>What do you call a fly with no wings?</td>
<td>A walk!</td>
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<td>Why are fish so smart?</td>
<td>Because they live in schools!</td>
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<td>When is a car not a car?</td>
<td>When it turns into a driveway!</td>
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<td>What do you call a blind dinosaur?</td>
<td>A Doyouthinkhesaurus!</td>
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<td>What goes up a chimney down but won't go down chimney up?</td>
<td>An umbrella!</td>
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<td>What city has no people?</td>
<td>Electricity</td>
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<td>Why do birds fly south for the winter?</td>
<td>Because it's too far to walk</td>
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<td>What's E.T. short for?
<td>Because he's only got little legs!
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<td>Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
<td>They're making headlines!
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<td>What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
<td>Nothing. It just let out a little wine!
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<td>What's brown and sits on a piano?
<td>Beethoven's last movement!
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== Notes ==
*Can only generate three jokes per day.
*Using 100 of these in combat is required to get the [[Knock Knock]] Award.
== References ==
== References ==
This may be referring to the quote: "If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare". Which of course, the monkeys will have to type a lot of nonsense to get there (which are the leftovers).
the joke"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?" is a referring to Mathematical Octals and decimals, in which 31 octal (OCT) is equal to 25 Decimal (DEC)
== Collection ==
== Collection ==
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