|description=A lovely, tasty half a sausage that's been pecked by gulls and nibbled by mice. In fact, there's a lot less than half a sausage left but calling it five-eighths-of-seven-sixths-of-a-third-of-a-sausage would be silly. The butcher who made this had obviously fallen on hard times, and was unable to make both ends meat. | |description=A lovely, tasty half a sausage that's been pecked by gulls and nibbled by mice. In fact, there's a lot less than half a sausage left but calling it five-eighths-of-seven-sixths-of-a-third-of-a-sausage would be silly. The butcher who made this had obviously fallen on hard times, and was unable to make both ends meat. |