Half-a-sausage

A lovely, tasty half a sausage that's been pecked by gulls and nibbled by mice. In fact, there's a lot less than half a sausage left but calling it five-eighths-of-seven-sixths-of-a-third-of-a-sausage would be silly. The butcher who made this had obviously fallen on hard times, and was unable to make both ends meat.

Type: food
Autosell value: 22
Turns on use: 1-2
Fullness: 1

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: halves-of-sausages

Obtained From

• Junkyard
  • Flock of dump gulls

When Consumed

You figure you might as well add yourself to the list of things that have contributed to the demise of this silly sausage and pop what's left of it in your mouth.

• You gain 1-2 turns
• You gain 1 fullness

Stats:

• You gain 3 brawn

Effects:

• No effects are given

Notes

• According to the description, there is thirty-five one-hundred-forty-fourths (35/144) left of the sausage, which is indeed "a lot less than half."

References

• Description references the saying "Unable to make both ends meet."

Collection

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