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Talk:Wessonian Museum (view source)
Revision as of 15:41, 26 December 2009
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You make your way to the console. You flip the switch labeled "ON" and a projector comes to life, illuminating a section of the wall in a white square. The only other control on the console is a button labelled "Random Page". You press the button and the following words appear on the wall:
You make your way to the console. You flip the switch labeled "ON" and a projector comes to life, illuminating a section of the wall in a white square. The only other control on the console is a button labelled "Random Page". You press the button and the following words appear on the wall:
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"Who... are you?" asked one of the group-members.
"The name's Father Dominic, and I'm going around all of Paradox delivering gifts to all the children," he replied.
"But you killed Larry," another member stated, as indignantly as one in their current situation could, "And you broke Kenny's arm, you bastard!"
"Oh yeah, sorry about that. Hazards of the industry and all that, you know. Care for a slinky? It's like a spring that you can push down stairs and other fun stuff like that." This got no response from the group. "Oh yeah, your friend. Look, I said I'm sorry. What do you expect me to do? Raise him from the dead?"
They all stared at him dumbfoundedly, as one would expect from someone who has just witnessed a third-degree homicide.
"Damn it people," he huffed. "I'm a toy-deliverer, not a doctor."
And with that, he picked up his sack, slung it over his donkeys back again, and flew away, shouting "Chingedy-ching!" as he disappeared into the evening sky.
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