− | The sentence referring to the football rarely making contact with a foot might be a reference to the numerous demotivationals depicting that [http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/hand_egg.jpg football should be called "Handegg"] | + | *The description of this item, as well as the always partially italicized use of ''foot''ball in the combat texts, most likely refers to the global disdain of the term ''Football'' used by Americans for a sport which is not Soccer. |