Football

This is an ovoid, air-filled, leather ball used as the central object of possessiveness in the Paradoxian sport of football. Oddly enough, this sport rarely sees the ball make any contact with a player's foot.

This particular ball appears to have been made by "Hand & Sons Athletic". It would probably hurt if it was bounced off someone's dome.

Type: weapon (ranged)
Class: projectile
Hands: 1
Attack: 15
Cost of TP on use:
Damage Type: physical
Autosell value: 38

Can be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name:

Plural: footballs
Bonus: none or not yet known

Obtained From

• Mine Camp F

When Used In Combat

• Always loving gadget plays, you throw the football (with your hand) high into the air yelling, "Hail Mary!" Your opponent frantically races for the ball, paying total attention to it in the air until it collides with a tree trunk and takes X damage.
• You take aim with the football and fire a frozen rope (with your hand) right into the midsection of your opponent, causing it to visit the team doctor with X damage.
• You launch the football (with your hand) towards your opponent who intercepts it with what passes for its face. It takes X damage.

References

• The description of this item, as well as the always partially italicized use of football followed by "(with your hand)" in the combat texts, most likely refers to the global disdain of the term Football used by Americans for a sport which is not Soccer (or Australian Rules "Footy").
• The sentence might also be referring to the football rarely making contact with a foot might be a reference to the numerous demotivationals depicting that football should be called "Handegg"

Collection

JazzyCat - 7702 | CommanderMack - 1794 | McFeisty - 50 | LadyDelilah - 23 | INVISIBLE - 13 | DiaGeous - 7 | underscore - 6 | Sponge_Bob - 4 | Rakkasan - 1 | SodaFett - 1