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<td>Why do bagpipers walk when they play?</td>
<td>Why do bagpipers walk when they play?</td>
<td>To get away from the noise!</td>
<td>To get away from the noise!</td>
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<td>What kind of cheese is made backwards?</td>
<td>Edam!</td>
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<td>What do you call a man with a car on his head?</td>
<td>Jack!</td>
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<td>Why do you go to bed?</td>
<td>Because it won't come to you!</td>
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<td>What do you call a fly with no wings?</td>
<td>A walk!</td>
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<td>Why are dogs like phones?</td>
<td>They got collar IDs!</td>
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<td>Who earns a living driving their customers away?</td>
<td>Taxi drivers!</td>
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<td>Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?</td>
<td>Becuase DEC 25 = OCT 31 !</td>
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<td>How do monkeys make toast?</td>
<td>Stick some bread under a gorilla!</td>
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