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*With a slap and a thwack you leave your opponent thoroughly smacked for X damage.
 
*With a slap and a thwack you leave your opponent thoroughly smacked for X damage.
 
*You measure your opponents with your ruler, then deliver a well-calculated, custom-made hit for X damage.
 
*You measure your opponents with your ruler, then deliver a well-calculated, custom-made hit for X damage.
*The sound of your ruler reminds your opponents of that time back in school when they were naughty. Your opponents are scared for X damage.
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*The sound of your ruler reminds your opponents of that time back in school when they were naughty. Your opponent is scared for X damage.
 
*You give your opponents a taste of your blade! Errrr�[sic]. ruler. X damage.
 
*You give your opponents a taste of your blade! Errrr�[sic]. ruler. X damage.
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'''Miss Message(s)
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*The sound of your ruler swishing through the air distracts you too much to actually hit.
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*You try to administer a gentlemanly whack with your ruler, but unfortunately you have no idea how to do that.
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'''Fumble Message'''
 
'''Fumble Message'''
 
*You try to hit your opponent with your ruler, but it rebounds and slaps you right in the <[[Body parts]]> for X damage.
 
*You try to hit your opponent with your ruler, but it rebounds and slaps you right in the <[[Body parts]]> for X damage.

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