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<td>What do you get when you cross a computer and a dog?</td>
 
<td>What do you get when you cross a computer and a dog?</td>
 
<td>A mega-bite!</td>
 
<td>A mega-bite!</td>
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<td>Why didn't the sheepdog pass his driving test?</td>
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<td>Becuase he couldn't make a ewe turn!</td>
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<td>What do you take before every meal?</td>
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<td>A seat!</td>
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<td>Why do bagpipers walk when they play?</td>
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<td>To get away from the noise!</td>
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