Autosell

Listed below are the messages that come up after autoselling items from your inventory.

Messages

"You sell your stuff to...

yesterday's porridge	a semi-automatic sprinkler	a musical paradox
a monocle wearing peanut	a guilty-looking spouse	a tutu-wearing werewolf
a drunk celebrity	a poop-flinging monkey	an emo whining "Leave Britney alone!"
a blind security guard	a 6502 processor	a guilty-looking spouse
a pair of dancing elephants	the Internet	a levitating pasta monster
an acne-ridden geek	the Darkness	a giant leprechaun
a white dragon with blue eyes	an offshore con-artist	the devil
a 1337 haxxor	a rich hobo	an old bottle cap
a prosthetic prosthetic surgeon	a hitherto-unknown flu strain	a legal immigrant
a bear with a TV on its belly	an upper-class manx cat	a sentient catapult

...for a grand total of XX moolah."

Notes

• XX is the total autosell price for all the items you sold.

References

• An emo whining "Leave Britney alone!" is a reference to the popular [video.]
• A levitating pasta monster is a reference to the [Spaghetti Monster]
• A musical paradox is obviously a reference to Paradox! the Musical.