Food Items Table
Food Item
| Food name | Turns | Fullness | Brawn | Brains | Bravado | Effect |
| banana | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||
| crispy bacon | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| handful of corn kernels | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||
| handful of peanuts | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||
| pile of soggy lettuce | 1 | 1 | 3 | |||
| probably-meat patty | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| sachet of "special" sauce | 1 | 1 | 3 | |||
| sesame-seed bun | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| slice of processed cheese | 1 | 1 | 3 | |||
| sliced onion | 1 | 1 | 3 | Stinkbreath (5 Turns) | ||
| tomato slice | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| blue necklaceless candy | 10 | 1 | 10 | 10 | 10 | blue sugar(50 Turns) |
| green necklaceless candy | 10 | 1 | 10 | 10 | 10 | green sugar(50 Turns) |
| red necklaceless candy | 10 | 1 | 10 | 10 | 10 | red sugar(50 Turns) |
| white necklaceless candy | 10 | 1 | 10 | 10 | 10 | white sugar(50 Turns) |
Combined Foods
| Food Name | Turns | Fullness | Brawn | Brains | Bravado | Effect |
| Artery Hardener | 30 | 5 | 18 | 9 | 12 | |
| BLT | 8 | 3 | 6 | 9 | 6 | |
| Double Probably-Meat Burger | 8 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 4 | |
| Double Probably-Meat Cheese Burger | 8 | 3 | 6 | 9 | 10 | |
| Nutty Banana | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Saucy Probably-Meat and Bacon Cheese Burger | 12 | 3 | 12 | 8 | 10 | |
| Saucy Probably-Meat Cheese Burger | 7 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 8 |
Drinks
| Drink name | Turns | Bladder | Brawn | Brains | Bravado | Effect |
| 8 down lemonade | 2 | 2 | 3 | |||
| Brown Cow Energy Drink | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | Energy Boost(10 Turns) |
| Buck's Fizz | 2 | 2 | 3 | |||
| Doctor Pfeffer | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Pixie Cola | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Syntho Pop | 2 | 2 | 3 |