Impee Plastic Pitchfork

This is a red and black pitchfork made of sturdy red and black plastic. Just holding it in your hands makes you want to poke something soft, hopefully resulting in a satisfying squishy noise.

Type: weapon (melee)
Class: sword
Hands: 2
Attack: 40
Cost of TP on use: {{{costofTPonuse}}}
Damage Type: {{{damagetype}}}
Autosell value: 120

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name: Devil's Advocates

Plural: Impee Plastic Pitchforks
Bonus: +5 Physical damage

When Used in Combat

Successful Attack(s):

You prance forward and quickly poke/prod your opponent for X damage

You nonchalantly show off how long and red your pitchfork really is, dealing X emotional damage. Naughty!

You pitch a fit, swinging your weapon around wildly to cause X damage.

Unsuccessful Attack(s):

Fumble Attack(s):

You attempt to summon a plastic devil but your opponent disrupts the chant with a small flask of holy water. The Power of Christ compels you to take X damage, you hack.

You can pitch your friends, you can pitch your nose, but you can't - wait. Did you actually just pitch your nose? That really smarts! Your brain takes X poking damage

Obtained From

Initially given to players as a forum Halloween Contest prize.

Given to players on Halloween 2008 who sent the message "Trick or Treat" to Impalix (#888).

References

Reference to the player Impalix (#888)

Collection

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